This doesn’t stop here, according to regular bingo attendee Nora Wilson, who continues “He then had to stand up provocatively, stick his tongue out, and feel up and down his legs in sexy movements as he wolf whistled for Legs 11.” What he did for ball Naughty 40 is too x-rated to put in print here, but it was very clear that everything he called that afternoon had worrying sexual undertones. 

Mavis Richards, pictured in the top right next to her husband Arthur, was so disgusted at some of the calls, that she fainted twice. Her toothless other half could be heard audibly murmuring under his breath words to the effect of “Ya inconsidrut ucking fastud.” As if it hadn’t already become too much, “Make them wait” for 58,  was replaced with “Rate a Primate’s Prostate!”