Despite outcries Mayor Graham Parsnip representing Shrikeshire Council adds, “Think of it as free labour rather than having to think of the loss. This pilot scheme is funded entirely by the County Parish Council sponsoring work placements for the Pensioners. It’s really win-win for local businesses. No labour costs, and free help.”

He was countered by opponent David Pryce with “It’s not free when you have to spend time training someone in their late 80’s. The learning curve is steep, and requires time commitment and extra attention. I’ve no problem with a 16 to 18 year old, on the condition that teenager wishes to stay on with the business for years.” 

We had to censor for sensitivities a subsequent remark by Mr Pryce suggesting that the elderly will be indulging with far more lavatory breaks than necessary for a working day.