“Some of his jokes were beyond merely terrible” admits party host Patricia Summers from Angorstock who is a self-confessed private party Dominatrix. “We don’t know how on earth he won a local talent competition, but this was a room full of adults expecting some really raunchy material and we were given nothing short of rubbish Tim Vine jokes, most of which could have been aired on CBeebies.”

One of the largest groans came after a covid 19 joke came out, “My friend Alma says they now call her NHS Alma, but she’s not a nurse! She just ends up getting the clap every Thursday night from the people down her street!” And even worse a very politically incorrect joke which offended most attendees “Strange world innit, Siamese twins asked to be put back together because they couldn’t get anything out of their joint account!”

It was at this stage three men climbed on the purpose built stage and began to grab each of his limbs, to escort Joe Cricket to the door.